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Tandoc Tools Ringpop
The Tandoc Tools Ringpop will put the smack down on a beeyotch with a resolute finality that bears great responsibility. A steep chisel grind will not need additional sharpening to make it the most destructive thing you have ever owned outside of a properly applied firearm or a drunken spin in the kaddylak. Walk the dark streets safely knowing you too are a criminal, for carrying or using this type of thing is almost universally illegal, unless you are a law enforcement agent or a soldier at war! Imbued with the unique Tandoc Tools Chi Bubble ™ system of personal protection, this tool should protect you fully against any and all hexes, curses, bad luck, or evil that you should encounter, unless it is really bad and then it is all up to you anyways, Jedi. Built for discreet pocket employment this blocky bastard is made from 3/8” thick, heat treated O1 tool steel.

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Tandoc Tools Face Chisel
This handful of pure terror was designed to be especially detrimental to bony-fleshy areas like the face and the joints of a creature, but you can kill and maim in any style you like with this finely crafted tool. In the finest traditions of warrior cultures of the mystic past, this tool was created with voodoo and super steel, meteorites and blood to be laid at your disposal. Do you dare own it?

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Slinky like a slippery, silly snake, the Swarthy Bastard is like the best friend you never had. Burly and tough, good in a fight but still handsome to the ladies-- Maybe if you hang out with the Swarthy Bastard you will get laid! It happens in real life, why not in your mind! Consider that the Swarthy Bastard might be too cool to be seen with the likes of you with his 8 ½ overall inches dwarfing your own potentially tiny little ego. The Swarthy Bastard likes moonlight walks on the beach and fucking.

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Tandoc Tools AP Hatchet
The Tandoc Tools Anti-Personnel Hatchet was designed to inflict grievous injury to soft targets and that is all. Please do not buy this tool to chop wood or skin a coon, it is for battle only and would disappoint you in short order if misused in the manners described. Built with 1095 tool steel, featuring a differentially heat-treated blade, sharpened with a righty-specific zero degree chisel edge for maximum penetration into some poor bastard’s thick skull, this tool will surely satisfy. Destroy your enemies with a Tandoc Tools AP Hatchet! Comes with a thoughtful Kydex thingy to make it even cooler!

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Combat Jutte RED
Bathed in blood, this design was field tested by the deadliest bastard ninja in the Western Hemisphere. When debriefed, Evan disclosed such a sheer volume of grisly, gruesome deaths perpetrated with this design that it almost drove my mind to the very edge of sanity considering the ramifications of releasing such a deadly weapon to the likes of mere men. I reconsidered when I imagined the movie version and really liked the action bits, so here it is! Be careful!

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Gruesome Mess
The Tandoc Tools Gruesome Mess is a combination of biohazzardous design factors and genuine super-steel mixed with some shoddy rubbish and glue. It is with delight in your heart that you can know that the fantastically grippy handle is made so by the likes of a mere shoestring!!! From the bargain-bin no less! And yet it facilitates your coup-de-gras like no other earthly tool possibly could, like it was made for you, because in reality, it was. I really made it for you, you crazy bastard. I know it seems expensive, but look, you get a fist sized, chisel ground dynamo of destruction made of genuine supa-steel that will skin an evil extra-terrestrial and make a gruesome mess in the last possible moment thus saving the world and especially me. Thanks for that. Now buy it.

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Warbird
This is the first finished forged knife created by  Warren Tandoc, part-time master of the universe and knife-making idiot-savant, during his ABS intro class to be offered for sale to the general public.  Please take this opportunity to own a piece of sharp and pretty Tandoc Tools history.  Now please understand that I'm not one to brag, but I can say unselfconsciously that we will be totally famous within a few moments of you reading this text, so please capitalize on my profound concern for your financial benefit and buy this one-of-a-kind collectable thingie-bob!!  It’s so damn rare that I don't even have to remember the name!  There is only one!  Just like Highlander--how cool is that! This knife will pretty much be worth a fortune overnight, so come on and bid.  It’s like gambling on a sure thing, sucka.

It's 14 1/2" long with 9 1/2" being sharp and scary looking.  The handle is high tech duct tape that is user-serviceable in the field unless you are very stupid.  The metal is hand-banged 1084 carbon steel with a double flat grind and Moran edge.  It also features cool pissed-off eagle art to scare your adversary with your devotion to patriotic folk art incorporating eagles and the American flag. 

For realio:  This blade was forged at my ABS intro class using the methodology that they teach.  Bill Moran, the man responsible for the school itself and many of the techniques within the curriculum, recently passed away.  Mr. Moran taught a silver wire inlay class with the help of Joe Keesler and Jay Hendrickson that I attended twice at the hammer-in that followed my intro class.  I was fortunate to get to shake Mr. Moran's hand and thank him for the school and I showed him the knife I am selling now.  Mr. Moran said it looked "interesting" and encouraged me to keep trying!  I don't know if that's awesome or if it sucks, but it was awesome to me!!!  This knife has serious MOJO on the realio!

Buy it, buy it!