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Ring Pop Punisher
Check out the amazing skullishness of the Tandoc Tools custom RP Punisher. Like taking candy from a poor sick child or seal baby fisticuffs, the custom RP Punisher makes you the kind of person who determines the rules and hands them down to the sniveling bastards mewling and groveling at your clearly superior feet. Beware the rules of your blotchy nether-regions and know if you are breaking them BEFORE you dare to purchase this arcane talisman from me because it is highly likely that this is illegal to own almost anywhere in the civilized world! Do you dare?
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Tiger Style II
Tiger Style 1 is for sale on eBay but I like this one better! Can you feel it? Embody the spirit of the tiger and fuck a bitch-ass fool up! Use it intuitively to raise your fighting spirit and know that the Tandoc Tools Chi Bubble™ system of personal protection has your back covered! Like a wingman with frosty balls the fucking magical Chi Bubble system is constantly repelling the shit from birds, as well as bad mojo, regular and advanced evil eyes, and the notice of creatures that would conspire to do you wrong. The Chi Bubble is expandable as soon as you discover how it works! Protect your whole goddamned neighborhood today!
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Tandoc Tools Badass Logo Stickers
Our logo stickers are made by Sticker Robot out of 100% industrial strength caliber vinyl with an aggressive permanent adhesive. With a clear, gloss 100% UV coating, these stickers are weather proof. “The kind you see stuck to a ski-lift and 10 years later, they're still shining in all their glory.”--Sticker Robots.
Our stickers have been imbued with a trial strength Chi Bubble™ protection enchantment to help you bring the funk and bring tha noise while staying cool as a cucumber as the Hell-zombies fall in putrid piles at your feet. The super-lucky chance card was designed as good fucking mojo that will make your balls weigh ten pounds and the profoundly glorious stink of awesome will infuse the air lucky enough to touch your hard sexy body.
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White Logo Tandoc Tools T-Shirt
Printed on Satan’s own silk screening press, these shirts exude malice and the piss-poor attitude that perfectly exemplifies Tandoc Tools. Rock your badass shit in this badass shirt for only 21 all-American dollar bills or their electronic equivalents. Get yours with the bitchin' white logo printed on any color of Hanes Beefy-T as long as its black.
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Red Logo Tandoc Tools T-Shirt
Get yours with the red like the fires of hell logo small on front and big on back. Printed on any color of Hanes Beefy-T as long as its black. |
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